I still think “friendzone” should be a big calzone you share with your friends. 


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Christians call The Bible “the greatest story ever told” almost as if they’ve never heard John Mulaney’s Salt and Pepper Diner

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If you were president, who would be in your cabinet?

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new internet challenge: come stand in my freezing dorm room

it’s like the ice bucket challenge but worse

why is this dorm room the coldest place I’ve ever been

I keep having stress dreams about my cat not remembering me/ loving me anymore and also sometimes I am petting a cat and I think it’s him but I look down and it’s not and then other times we get more cats to keep him company but he’s a spoiled baby and he likes the one on one attention I really miss my cat

college is dangerous because I thought to myself “I want some Starbucks” and then I bought some

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i feel bad for twins that aren’t equally attractive

this was me and my twin prom night image

thank you for the text post

another year, another disappointment  


did you wear the same outfit as the year prior on purpose or do you never move from that chair?

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