tigermisu:

There’s this guy that rants everyday about how everyone is sinners at our college and someone made a bingo game to go along with him today

tigermisu:

There’s this guy that rants everyday about how everyone is sinners at our college and someone made a bingo game to go along with him today

(via jimmiefallons)

yourtubes:

There’s this guy at my school who’s  Instagram is nothing but selfies with guys peeing in the back

yourtubes:

There’s this guy at my school who’s Instagram is nothing but selfies with guys peeing in the back

(via jimmiefallons)

Every single holiday a dick in a box!

(Source: feyminism, via jimmiefallons)

lazypacific:

i eat cake everyday because i know somewhere out there, it’s someone’s birthday

(Source: lazypacific, via stupidwonderfulboringamazinglife)

maliciousmelons:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got funds hun

(via stupidwonderfulboringamazinglife)

midweekendmonkeys:

soma-hunt:

Ezra Koenig, at Rock Werchter 2010.

such a babe 

(via ffey)

snatch-comix:

imparalyzedbyitt:

do people think this is like really romantic or something he can’t hold her because he has fucking scissors for hands

no people think it’s really fucking sad ‘cause he loves her and cant hold her because he has SCISSORS FOR HANDS

(Source: patrickmasturbateman, via weezerbeats)