I still think “friendzone” should be a big calzone you share with your friends.
new internet challenge: come stand in my freezing dorm room
it’s like the ice bucket challenge but worse
why is this dorm room the coldest place I’ve ever been
I keep having stress dreams about my cat not remembering me/ loving me anymore and also sometimes I am petting a cat and I think it’s him but I look down and it’s not and then other times we get more cats to keep him company but he’s a spoiled baby and he likes the one on one attention I really miss my cat
college is dangerous because I thought to myself “I want some Starbucks” and then I bought some
i feel bad for twins that aren’t equally attractive
this was me and my twin prom night
thank you for the text post
another year, another disappointment
did you wear the same outfit as the year prior on purpose or do you never move from that chair?