ok, some random person shoved like six coupons for some burger place under my dorm room door and my roommate and i were really hungry so we ordered from it and first of all the delivery guy was an 11/10 and the food was super good for a little greasy fix

last night i attempted to do homework while listening to bo burnham which was a mistake because i couldn’t pay attention because he’s just so clever and also my roommate probably thinks i have major issues because i was trying so hard to stifle laughs

hkirkh:

godotal:

broken body

"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."

hkirkh:

godotal:

broken body

"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."

(via fallonsbabe)

nbcparksandrec:

Happy birthday, Amy!

I literally made an account on CBS.com just so I could vote for Donny to be America’s favorite player on big brother

ezrakoenigdoingthings:

Ezra Koenig tells the crowd his favorite spicy meatball recipe

ezrakoenigdoingthings:

Ezra Koenig tells the crowd his favorite spicy meatball recipe

(via modernvarnpiresoftheweekend)

californstar:

My anaconda don’t wanna go to class tomorrow

(via inlovewithitalianfood)

"There is nothing prettier than a city at 5 AM with its empty streets and cold wind."

— (via equily)

(Source: hedonistpoet, via technicolorequinox)